Dylan Archambault

Can't Get Enough of

One of a kind | Dylan’s class will keep you entertained from start to finish | Listen carefully, you may want to reuse his jokes later

+ONE MEAL FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

A one and a half sized order of the kale slaw from Heirloom Juice Co. with extra dressing, add avocado, and no cranberry with a side of seared, scuba diver caught, sea scallops. (cause I’m bougie)
+I want to try..

Hiking the entire Camino de Santiago
+SECRET WEAPON

Dance moves and large exaggerated arm movements
+IN 5 YEARS TIME YOU HOPE TO HAVE..

Killer legs-for-days where people walk by me and go “Damn, look at dem get-away-sticks!”